We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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