This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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