Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
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Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
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Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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