you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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