I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
