Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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