so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
We're too hungover to prance.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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