take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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