I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
My vagina is very pro this idea
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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