That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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