Is it normal to miss your booty call?
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
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I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
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this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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