your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
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There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
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i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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