The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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