But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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