Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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