On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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