Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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