ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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