just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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