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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
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Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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