we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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