I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
