as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
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Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
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You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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