I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
So. Much. Porn.
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