I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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