I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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