Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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