Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
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I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
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Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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