she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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