Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
