no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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