are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
You dont lie about slip and slides
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Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
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