Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
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Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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