hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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