the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
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