'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
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We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
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If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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