The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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