Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Randomize
