What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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