yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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