the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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