Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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