we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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