I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
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You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
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A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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