just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
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The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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