How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Randomize
