How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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