We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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