can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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