Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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