Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
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Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
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I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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