My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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