I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
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Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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