Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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