It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
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I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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