Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
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Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
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I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I would ride that face into the sunset
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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