What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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